THE BOOK ROOM

THE OWNER OF THE BOOK ROOM (SECOND HAND BOOKS) IN MELROSE - Guareschi, eh? Good writer!

ME - Yeah, I've read all the Don Camillos. Thought I'd try this.

HIM - I'm sure you'll like it. £2, please.

ME - Here, take five.

HIM - Why's that?

ME - Because if I hadn't found a book, I was gonna have to give you money anyway, just for having such a wonderful, soul-soothing, shop.

HIM (GRINNING) - Yeah. Cheers!